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Hannah Smith An Heros Self Over Ask.FM Trolling
Some really inattentive parents allowed their precious snowflake, Hannah Smith, aged 14, to join a social networking site called Ask.FM. The fragile dear hanged herself when someone poked fun at her....
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AskFM Continues to Weed Out the Weak
AskFM, a social site popular with tweens, continues to exercise its Darwinian power by weeding out the weak minded so regular society doesn’t have to deal with them. And its pretty lulzy too. After...
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Idiot Pothead Kills Self in War on Drugs
A pothead created several booby traps around his farm in upstate New York to keep interlopers away from his pot plants. In a truly lulzy move, he managed to decapitate himself by driving his ATV under...
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Winner: Castro Cheats Millennial Prison Sentence- Suicide By Lulz
Crazed Cleveland kidnapper who received a thousand year prison sentence hanged himself in his prison cell a month after sentencing. Only liberals are upset about this monster escaping justice. From the...
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Derpa Derpa Jihad Boom! Muslim Detonates Self on Empty Beach
This jihadi only had one job. Now he won’t get his 99 virgins. From the BBC here: There has been a suicide bomb attack in the Tunisian Mediterranean resort town of Sousse on a beach in front of a...
View ArticleSandra Lertzman, Animal Rights Activist, Was a Crazed Hoarder and Animal...
Meet Sandra Lertzman. She thought no one on the planet could take care of her stupid puppies better than her, so when she got all depressed and suicidal, she did what Hitler did- gassed herself and her...
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Flame On! Maryland Man BBQs Self in PortaPotty
I think of all the ways to go, baking yourself to death in a flaming porta potty has to be one of the worst. One Maryland man and Obama Voter left this shitty world this way today. I’m guessing he got...
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Boyfriend Commits Suicide During Marathon Christmas Shopping Spree
Guys, we’ve all been there. Go shopping with your girl, and next thing you know your feet start hurting after 30 minutes. You ask her to go shopping by herself and pick you up at the pub in 2 hours,...
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Charlotte Dawson An Heros Self Because She Couldn’t Find Block Button on Twitter
Some Australian hottie who used to judge Australia’s Next Top Model read so many hateful tweets to her account that she began to believe that the Internet Hate Machine was right about her. Instead of...
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The Liberal Sainthood of Robin Williams
Robin Williams was not a happy man, as is obvious by his decision to swing by a belt until Mr. Happy was finally dead. Remember when suicide was a sad shame and considered an unforgivable sin? Not...
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